Out of all the things a player may wish to live as in a simulator game, a goat may be pretty low on the list. That was untilGoat Simulatorheadbutted its way into the gaming scene in 2014 and showed the world what a little goat with a mischievous disposition was capable of. Now,Goat Simulator 3offers even more bizarre encounters and several new ways to torment citizens.
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It would be an understatement to say thatGoat Simulator 3doesn’t take itself seriously. Even the title of the game pokes fun at Coffee Stain Studios' own expense, referencing the eight-year hiatus between the first and second titles, which now skips straight to the third. The break hasn’t dampened the lunacy of the series, however, with even more goat-fueled chaos around every corner.
8Discover The Mutant Chicken
What was likely a recurring nightmare for Colonel Sanders, inGoat Simulator 3, you may discover a giant chicken who will eat the player and lay them as an egg. In Fairmeadows Ranch, west of Brumehill Cemetery, you will find the aptly named Chicken Eggs Farm.
Heading to the south side of the farm, the player will discover a wooden building with a large bowl in front of it. By ringing the bell and quickly getting into the bowl, a gigantic chicken will appear from the shadows and swallows Pilgor.
7Find Your Inner Goat Through Yoga
Life can be stressful, especially for a crazed goat who spends every waking hour causing destruction. In Suburbsville, north of the Pointy Foods Factory, there is a small wooden-clad building called Chatana Yoga, where Pilgor canfind inner peace.
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After staying completely still on the yoga mat, and listening to the soothing voice of the instructor for five minutes, Pilgor will be shrouded in glowing pink lotuses and will earn the ‘Beauty, Fitness, Mindfulness & Meditation’ trophy for its efforts. You can track the progress by the number of lights on the lotus carving on the wall, but keep in mind the timer restarts if you move.
6Lord Of The Goats - Unlocking Gandalf’s Outfit
InGoat Simulator 3, even a goat can be the unlikely hero tasked withtaking the one ringto its fiery resting place. East of Fair Meadows Ranch, southwest of Yakedo Hot Springs, you will find a building that suspiciously looks like the house of a famous Hobbit.
Inside, the player will find a gold ring with strange engraved writing on it, which gives the goat the power of invisibility. To complete the event, Pilgor must jump into Mount Inferno, which can be seen in orange on the Mornwood Falls area of the map. After hearing the disappointment of god, the goat will revive wearing Gandalf’s hat and robes.
5Save Steve And Become A Fish Goat
Goat Simulator 3introduces brand new animal types in the form of Pig Goat and Rhino Goat. However, a third unlikely goat hybrid can be unlocked by heading to Yakedo Hot Springs and savingSteve the Goldfish from drowning.
By heading into the water and dragging the distressed-looking fish onto dry land, Pilgor is instantly transformed into a flopping goldfish, which can still do everything a goat can, only adding watery effects to the actions. You can still show your gear in this form for humorous effect.
4Pilgor Turns To The Dark Side And Unlocks A Light Saber
Pilgor can do some truly despicable things inGoat Simulator 3, so it shouldn’t come as a shock that he can turn to the dark side. In Brumehill Cemetery, located in Suburbsville, there is a church with a bell tower on top.
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If Pilgor jumps up and rings the bells in the theme of theImperial March fromStar Wars, the mausoleum will open up and award the player with a double-edged lightsaber. The order the bells must be played is - Middle, Middle, Middle, Left, Right, Middle, Left, Right, and Middle.
3Capturing Bigfoot In Mornwood Falls
Only inGoat Simulator 3can a human with big feet be hunted down while a rampaging goat is left free to its own devices. In the center of Mornwood Falls, where the river splits around the island, Pilgor will find angry citizens who have sighted Bigfoot.
After a short investigation, the player discovers that a woman named Becky is causing the commotion, who just happens to have larger feet than the average person. After taking her from the campsite, the player must put her in the cage to unlock the Homo Sapiens gear.
2Swallowed By A Whale And Spat Back Out Again
East of Goatenburg, the player can find two fishing docks with a large buoy floating nearby. If Pilgor swims out and jumps onto it, he will be met with agigantic whale looking for lunch. After being swallowed, the player will discover that other people, and entire buildings, have shared the same fate.
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Once Pilgor has had enough fun jumping around the trampoline-like dingies and tarpaulin sheets, he can return by bouncing up and hitting the whale’s tonsils, causing it to regurgitate the goat.
1Swat Fly-Man And Take His Outfit
Pilgor has the opportunity to become a superhero inGoat Simulator 3, but it takes a prettyvillainous action to do so. Downtown, east of Coscon, is a large billboard advertising a bug swatter.
By climbing up the ladder and headbutting the red swatter, Pilgor can make it swing side to side. Time it perfectly, and the unsuspecting Fly-Man will splat right into it. This will award Fly-Man’s gear andcomic book action textwhen headbutting.
Goat Simulator 3is available on PC, PS5, Xbox Series X/S.
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